CHEEKINESS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!

Sweary homewares to make you smile
CHEEKIEST GIFTS GIGGLES GUARANTEED
FOUL MOUTH FUN MATURE AUDIENCES 18+
CHEF APPROVED FUCKING 'FUN'CTIONAL
FEMALE AUSSIE OWNED + DESIGNED

‘How great is this lady start up Kitchen Language? Aprons and Tea Towels. Some are even ruder. There has been a fight over them at Mamamia today!’

Mia Freedman

It’s not swearing, it’s French!

Manu Feidel

Bit aggressive?!

Andy Lee

Hi I’m Kit

I’m the Sweary Bitch behind this cheeky brand!

Kitchen Language is your one stop shop for funny gifts, joke presents and funny greeting cards. Shop our range of tea towels, aprons, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers, cardboard coaster packs and greeting cards.

Great affordable presents that make the perfect birthday present, secret santa gift, housewarming present or thank you gift. 

Best to keep these sweary fuckers away from children.

IN THE PRESS