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Clean The Fuck Up tea towel

Clean The Fuck Up- Tea Towel cotton- Kitchen Language

Clean The Fuck Up- Kitchen Towel- Kitchen Language

Clean The Fuck Up tea towel

Clean The Fuck Up- Tea Towel cotton- Kitchen Language

Clean The Fuck Up- Kitchen Towel- Kitchen Language

$26.00

When there’s shit all over the place, it’s time to send a clear message!

This tea towel isn’t just for drying dishes—it’s for laying down the law. Clean the fuck up, or get out of the kitchen

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$8 Flat Rate

Funny tea towel - Clean the Fuck Up

Tired of the mess in your kitchen? The "Clean the Fuck Up" tea towel is here to save the day with a pinch of humour and punch of profanity!

A fucking fabulous addition to any share house, this tea towel will help you give the lazy fucks you live with a not so subtle hint to Clean The Fuck Up!

The Ultimate Funny Gift for:

Housewarmings, Birthdays, Secret Santas, Christmas stocking fillers, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Weddings, Anniversaries, Valentines Day or just fucking because

Why You'll Love It:

Say Goodbye to Mess: Whether it’s spills, splatters, or just everyday mess, this tea towel is your trusty sidekick in keeping your kitchen spotless.
Get the Job Done with a Laugh: Cleaning up doesn’t have to be boring. Add a bit of cheeky fun to your chores and make tidying up a task you might actually enjoy.
Perfect for Busy Kitchens: Ideal for anyone who needs to quickly clean the fuck up, while also bringing a smile to their face.

Perfect For:

Busy Hosts: For those who need to keep the kitchen clean while entertaining guests.
Rebellious Cleaners: Ideal for anyone who likes to clean up with a bit of attitude.
Laid-Back Aussies: Who enjoy a clean kitchen but aren’t afraid to have a laugh while tidying the fuck up.

Dimensions: approx 50cm x 70cm

Material: 100% cotton

Origin: Designed and printed in Australia. Made in China.

Fun

Lov it just says it all

Clean The Fuck Up tea towel

Fucking Brilliant

Love the tea towel, and it's really saved me from having to repeat myself until I am horse. I simply flick the little turds with the towel to get their attention, and they head off to the kitchen.

Fucking good tea towel

Gives me a laugh every time I walk into the kitchen

Cheekiest Gifts Giggles guaranteed

Foul mouth fun mature audiences 18+

Chef Approved Fucking ‘fun’ctional

Female Aussie Owned + designed

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