Clean The Fuck Up tea towel
Clean The Fuck Up- Tea Towel cotton- Kitchen Language
Clean The Fuck Up- Kitchen Towel- Kitchen Language

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Clean The Fuck Up tea towel

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When there’s shit all over the place, it’s time to send a clear message!

This tea towel isn’t just for drying dishes—it’s for laying down the law. Clean the fuck up, or get out of the kitchen

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Funny tea towel - Clean the Fuck Up

Tired of the mess in your kitchen? The "Clean the Fuck Up" tea towel is here to save the day with a pinch of humour and punch of profanity!

A fucking fabulous addition to any share house, this tea towel will help you give the lazy fucks you live with a not so subtle hint to Clean The Fuck Up!

The Ultimate Funny Gift for: 

  • Housewarmings, Birthdays, Secret Santas, Christmas stocking fillers, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Weddings, Anniversaries, Valentines Day or just fucking because

Why You'll Love It:

  • Say Goodbye to Mess: Whether it’s spills, splatters, or just everyday mess, this tea towel is your trusty sidekick in keeping your kitchen spotless.
  • Get the Job Done with a Laugh: Cleaning up doesn’t have to be boring. Add a bit of cheeky fun to your chores and make tidying up a task you might actually enjoy.
  • Perfect for Busy Kitchens: Ideal for anyone who needs to quickly clean the fuck up, while also bringing a smile to their face.

Perfect For:

  • Busy Hosts: For those who need to keep the kitchen clean while entertaining guests.
  • Rebellious Cleaners: Ideal for anyone who likes to clean up with a bit of attitude.
  • Laid-Back Aussies: Who enjoy a clean kitchen but aren’t afraid to have a laugh while tidying the fuck up.
Dimensions: approx 50cm x 70cm

Material: 100% cotton

Origin: Designed and printed in Australia. Made in China.

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Cheryl H.

Fun

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L.C.

Lov it just says it all

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Belinda M.

Clean The Fuck Up tea towel

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Michael S.
Fucking Brilliant

Love the tea towel, and it's really saved me from having to repeat myself until I am horse. I simply flick the little turds with the towel to get their attention, and they head off to the kitchen.

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Barry T.
Fucking good tea towel

Gives me a laugh every time I walk into the kitchen

Cheekiest Gifts Giggles guaranteed
Foul mouth fun mature audiences 18+
Chef Approved Fucking ‘fun’ctional
Female Aussie Owned + designed

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